- Friend: On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed are you with Harry Potter.
- Me: Nine and three quarters
my dad is hands down the number one hero in my life
my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”
don’t encourage him
The birds’ relentless nibbling at live whales is a sign of ecological imbalance, scientists say, and it’s forcing the whales to change their natural behavior.